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Posted 07/10/12 at 10:02 PM	Reply with quote #1

Earlier, I was walking my big, giant, drooly dog home from the beach. There was a young couple in front of us holding hands and making out every few seconds. When we caught up to them, I turned to them and said, "you two think your are so special". I then proceeded to kiss my boy all over his face while making smoochy noises. They laughed their asses off. H __________________
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Posted 07/10/12 at 10:08 PM	Reply with quote #2

__________________ For the betterment of the breed! "Above all, a uniform type should be aimed at by breeders and uniformity of type can only exist in a proportionate ratio in the purity and distinctiveness in any breed"!.........M. Moore "If breeds did not adhere to a specific shape, form, and colour range, or if breeders disregarded this blueprint, the breed would degenerate to the point that it would hardly resemble the breed at all. Selective breeding does not just create breeds- it preserves them as well. Breeding purebred dogs inherently means accepting limitations on your freedom to just breed anything"...Catherine McMillan " A reinforced consolidation of the American and British standards could be the basis for restoring our breed to the gladiatorial glory of its ancient past, in capability if not in usage".....Norman Howard Carp-Gordon "I can live with doubt, or not knowing, rather than to have answers that might be wrong"...Richard Feynman TEST YOUR DOGS!
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Posted 07/10/12 at 10:26 PM	Reply with quote #3

Thank you, Steve. From a literate man like yourself, I'll take that as the highest praise! I've always tried to maintain a little "Randle McMurphy in me. At this point in my life, Teddy is my "Chief". H __________________
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Posted 07/10/12 at 10:49 PM	Reply with quote #4

Herb...you've really have gone to the dogs...LOL.. I hope Teddy washed his face after you slobbered all over him. hugs to family. Gina __________________ gina anelli
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Posted 07/11/12 at 08:03 AM	Reply with quote #5

I would have loved to witness that! __________________ Jeanine Misty Hollow Mistyhollowmastiffs@gmail.com “Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.” Anatole Frances
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Posted 07/11/12 at 08:27 AM	Reply with quote #6

HAHAHAHAHA I might have pissed myself had I of witnessed that. LOL __________________ You know you own a mastiff when youre dog weighs more than your wife!
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Posted 07/11/12 at 12:03 PM	Reply with quote #7

I just hope there's no Nurse Ratched in your life!...LOL All meant in good humor H! __________________ For the betterment of the breed! "Above all, a uniform type should be aimed at by breeders and uniformity of type can only exist in a proportionate ratio in the purity and distinctiveness in any breed"!.........M. Moore "If breeds did not adhere to a specific shape, form, and colour range, or if breeders disregarded this blueprint, the breed would degenerate to the point that it would hardly resemble the breed at all. Selective breeding does not just create breeds- it preserves them as well. Breeding purebred dogs inherently means accepting limitations on your freedom to just breed anything"...Catherine McMillan " A reinforced consolidation of the American and British standards could be the basis for restoring our breed to the gladiatorial glory of its ancient past, in capability if not in usage".....Norman Howard Carp-Gordon "I can live with doubt, or not knowing, rather than to have answers that might be wrong"...Richard Feynman TEST YOUR DOGS!
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Posted 07/12/12 at 10:47 PM	Reply with quote #8

I love your posts H, always bring a smile to the face. Steve's responses are usually classics as well. Keep it going gentlemen. Janine.
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Posted 07/13/12 at 11:12 AM	Reply with quote #9

H - it might be time for that intervention... (Although, I can't tell you how many times Ronnie has gotten jealous over the attention I pay to the dogs. Greet me like they do and you'll get the same dear...) __________________ Sarah
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