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LOL I believe his blood pressure was 70 over 27 to be exact............someone was not "Happy"

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1977 mercury comet 4door powder blue bondo/rust texture giant spring sticking through the center of the back seat. I named the spring Slinky ya know fun for a boy or a girl. It was no fun for me! CHICKS DIG THE GIANT POWDER BLUE CAR!!!!


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geez Deb - if I look at your philosophy of the breeding rack and expand on that basic concept - I would have to say that men just need to stop having sex after a certain age.
I mean I just look at my junk email folder and cannot believe the adds and if I turn the tv on too ..... if the guys can't get it up after a certain age and need a pill and then if it ends up giving them a heart attack anyways - Hmmmmmm????????????????
Time to pursue higher goals maybe?
Older men produce crappy sperm so in a way it's maybe just a natural way to protect our species?

But hey, what do I know?



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OMG I can hear you singing this all day Brian

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No Angie, humans and dogs are different.........although men and women are not always attracted to the one whom is attracted to them.......that internal warning device. 

An old dog or animal gives up because they would have to fight a much more young powerful animal and survival wins out........a time for everything so to speak.  Old men just enjoy it ......it is not for procreation...........and they have money so you can enjoy the foreplay  Funny as the years go by........I find older men very attractive.
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Unlike our fellow mammals, humans ....think....or so it's been said!

Therefore, females "pick" those who they believe will ultimately make the best fathers & husbands.

Young inexperienced females can make mistakes. They go for the abs and wind up with broke unemployed beer bellies in the end!

Those who have life experience, realize that there is more to long term relationships than just abs & implants!

Abs & implants become very unattractive in time, if the rest of the package is well.....DUMB!

And implants get attention by those dummies and also starts to wear thin after awhile!

In the end, we are all left with our personalities and how we relate to each other on a daily basis.

It's great to have both, but most have variations of that mix.

It may take some a lifetime to fully understand this, but if truth be told, this is the the way of the world and it's best to learn this lesson sooner than later!



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And the same on women.......although I would choose a Breast implant over a face lift...........considering no one would notice my face at all if I made the right choice.  How many women have you seen that are really ordinary but men love them?  How many beautiful women have you seen that become less attractive as you speak to them.  Too many hours in the day for only sex........you have to be interesting over time and improve.  It is true fine wine gets better, vinegar is not the same.........and responsibility of keeping the right temp on it is up to you.

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Most young women are not only looking at the guys abs they are looking at the big giant bulging thing in their pants, you know the WALLET...

and there is NOTHING! NOTHING! wrong with a nice set of implants besides they are more fun than the slinky.

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Everyone needs to be remembered for something. For you it is your dogs, me just stupid comments!!!!

 The trick to the implants is don't go cheap get them both!

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Absolutely nothing stupid about your comments........I love them and they make me laugh or I smile so big.........and to be honest........a man's sense of humor was always more important to me than the bulge in his pants...........and any man that does not have one would hate me.  That was his wallet we were talking about.........right?????????????



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Who knew KISS could say it all?????


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Sorry I was kicked off of the computer so my 6yr old could play sponge-bob. Nothing kills the mood like a 6yr old. Any one ever been caught doing the you know?

What do you say?  Hey there, how you doing little buckaroo?

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Sorry I was kicked off of the computer so my 6yr old could play sponge-bob. Nothing kills the mood like a 6yr old. Any one ever been caught doing the you know?

What do you say?  Hey there, how you doing little buckaroo?

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 STAND BACK! Daddy's practicing for the rodeo.

WRESTLING!

Our son has already watched the horses (daddy cant hang with the horses) lol

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You are killing me Brian-LOL No wonder no one wants me to get a painted pony.

Is the concept of forever reasonable??????????  Because of genetics........some of us can live way into the 90's.  Another KISS given


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Sorry Lorie, I cannot stand that song!


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Sorry but it fits the topic!


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I agree with that! I just don't get the song. Do people really think before they cheat?

I don't think so, not really, and if they do and they do it anyway, then those are probably the same people who are only sorry that they got caught!

What is the guy in the video thinking? I won't cheat on THAT psycho again! Not that he won't cheat, but that SHE is a psycho lol!

I am scaring myself, I think I might be growing up lol!

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What is the guy in the video thinking? I won't cheat on THAT psycho again! Not that he won't cheat, but that SHE is a psycho lol!

I am scaring myself, I think I might be growing up lol!

 

No that if he cheats again the next one might be a phycho too..lol there is so many of them now a days!LMBO

NO DONT GROW UP! YOu may turn into one of the phycho's..lol

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What I said to my cheating X husband lol!

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Tiz6INF7I

When that didn't seem to convey the message . . .

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=91euERWH2M4

Takes way too much energy to be psycho like that, I'd rather just practice being a bitch lol!

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lol I like the way you think!!!!!!!!!!

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This is the one I like..lol
 
 
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Now, now I'm sorry, what was I thinking...... won't happen again




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Torquemada Now, now I'm sorry, what was I thinking...... won't happen again


Just like a man to think he could sweet talk and buy his way out of it..lol (wink)

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See THey Never change...lol


Nursing Home Sex

 

        Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.

 

       One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed.

 

        After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, 'Do you know what I miss most of all?'

 

        She asks, 'What?'

 

        'Sex!!' he replies.

 

        Mildred exclaims, 'Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!'

 

        'I know,' Harold says, 'but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.'

 

         Well, I can oblige,' says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.

 

        Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.

 

        Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place.

 

        Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.

She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by

the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold's manhood!

 

        Furious, Mildred yelled, 'You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have

 that I don't have?'

 

        Old Harold smiled happily and replied. ..'Parkinson' s


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Love is painful, it hurts and sometimes it sucks .........LOL

YouTube - Norah Jones & Keith Richards - Love Hurts

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A great song by Chely Wright (2000) ... Chely Wright She Went Out For Cigarettes country ...

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Lyrics | Before You Lie lyrics

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I am doing my best to run out of them-LOL


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Yes T but the grass is not always greener on the other side. Sometimes you wind up with quik sand instead!

Or a long winding road.
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Oh yes T let's address that little tune...........I like the beat...... give it a 6............but very hard to dance to!!!!!!!!!!



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Deb says....I am doing my best to run out of them-LOL

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Deb says...............but very hard to dance to!!!!!!!!!!

you have to do the right dance, try the horizontal mambo
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Deb dont laugh I did that once.. lol Went out for cigarettes and just kept right on going..lol I also said the shut up and drive while I was going!...lol


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You are so right Lorie-LOL

T you need to come into my world, not the other way around.........




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sensual song -= Sexual Healing =- original video from '80 rip Marvin.. ... MArvin Gaye Music Funk Jost Josta Sexual ...


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Hey Lorie..look at post 192, you really can't seem to get enough..of this song
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LOL I wont comment on that..lol  

It must be in the air, it was on the radio too when I went to pick up my son from Teen night..lol

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